If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.
Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations
Except in the universe where it does
Jewelry for fidgeters. Love it.
This is necessary for someone like me, who silently destroys napkins and beer bottle labels with my nervous hands during the most casual of friendly conversations.
I always fidget, I sign what I say or finger spell if it gets too distracting
The saga continues
These are the greatest things ever
My mind screams Victorias Secret model, my heart screams eat as many chicken nuggets as you can in 30 minutes
This is extremely true and important.
For a second, I thought it said sexist. And I was like, “How the fuck are Sam and Dean sexist?!”
a cute boy randomly started texting me and is being rly nice to me?//????
I HATE BOYS
WHY WOULD SOMEONE MAKE THIS IN HD I WAS NOT READY FOR THIS.
Jesus christ their eyes are like little planets stop plz no send helpakjsfdasd
Dude misha has a bump on his cheek Jensen has a nick under his lip! I CAN SEE ALL THEM LASHES! AN THEM EYES ON SWEET BABY JESUS!
I want so bad.
new bra from victoria secret! :)
A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:
I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.
It has a little lettuce bow.
I’ve been laughing for 7 minutes oh my god
FUCK IT ALL FUCK IT ALL
MY GRADES NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY
My niece thought my mom needed this sticker while she was sleeping…
People who say sadness doesn’t hurt physically apparently never experienced feeling so sad. I’ve felt it in my legs, my jaw, my head, my quivering lips, aching eyes, and my aching chest. It hurts my chest the most because it literally feels like your heart is in pain.